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Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? A. Sandy Claws. Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A. So he can ho-ho-ho. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas? A. Sandy Claws. Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A. So he can ho-ho-ho. Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A. Because he had low elf esteem. Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A. Ribbon hood. Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? A. Claustrophobic. Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A. Snowflakes. Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas? A. She said "I could not work out what size her nose was! Q. What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? A. It was wound up already. Q. What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? A. Forty feet of track - all straight! |
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