You Know You're a Redneck if....(submitted by visitors)
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Your yard has been proposed as a new landfill site.
Your kid's birth announcements include the phrase "rug rat."
Your pocket knife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."
Your sister has a "Soldier of Fortune" subscription.
Your wife is sister and your daughter
You've ever stood in line more than 1 hour to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
Your bank checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.
You've ever stabbed someone's hand while reaching for the last pork chop.
On Christmas eve, you left Santa a beer and a Slim Jim.
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Added by Admin on Thursday, October 27 19:59:43
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