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Sandwiches
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A blonde, a brunette, and a Chinese person have peanut butter jelly sandwiches everyday for lunch. One day, the brunette says, "I'm sick of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm going to tell my mom tonight that I don't want peanut butter and jelly anymore. You guys should too, and if we get the same thing tomorrow, we'll drown ourselves in the lake." They all agreed. The next day, they open up their lunches and...had peanut butter jelly sandwiches. They all go out to the lake outside and drown themselves. All three of their moms come and start crying. The brunette's mom says, "I should've listened to her! I should've made her pizza!" The Chinese person's mom says, "I should've listened to her! I should've made her sushi!" The blonde's mom says, "Oh well. Not my fault. She makes her own lunch."
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Added by Caroline on Tuesday, November 1 02:45:37
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