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1. Friends don't let their friends take home a ugly men. from n a Women's restroom in Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE. 2. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" in a -from a Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia. Remember 3. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. in from a Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina 4. Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married! From a a -Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana 5. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. from a -Women's restroom, ****'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas 6. No wonder you always go home alone. From a Sign over mirror in Men's restroom at Beverly Hills, CA 7. Beauty is only a light switch away in a restroom in the -Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina. 8. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. from the -The Irish Times, Washington, DC 9. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona. 10. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. From Revolution Books, New York, New York 11, Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. from a -Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL 12. Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light. --The Janitor 13. What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. in a -Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY |
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